Just in time for Fashion Week, a top male model is facing criminal charges after allegedly offering sexual favors to Arkansas cops in return for his release following an arrest for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct.

Nick Snider, 21, was busted early Monday morning after causing a disturbance at a female friend's home in Batesville, a city 90 miles north of Little Rock. According to an Independence County Sheriff's Department report, when deputies approached the intoxicated Snider, he stated, "I am a very famous model." As Snider was being transported in a patrol car to the county jail, he "kept trying to get me to stop the car and let him go," reported Deputy Brian Luetschwager. "Mr. Snider stated to me, 'If you stop I'll suck your dick and balls if you let me go.'" Snider, pictured in the below mug shot, allegedly repeated the oral sex offer after arriving at the local lockup, where the model "also harassed the booking Jailer with similar sexual comments." After declining the barter deal, deputies lodged an additional charge against Snider, this one for illegally attempting to influence a public servant. He pleaded not guilty yesterday to the three misdemeanor counts during an appearance in Independence County District Court.

Snider is free on $780 bond and is scheduled for a February 17 trial. Snider has appeared as the face of Prada and was named by Forbes in 2008 as the world's fifth most successful male model. Last month, he was in Paris for the Yves Saint Laurent fashion show and will appear on various runways when New York City's Fashion Week begins February 11.

Buy Prada if you suck dicks!

From TSG.

Today, I told my girlfriend’s father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about ‘popping the cherry’, instead of ‘popping the question’.  FML.

This intelligent question was posted on DearCupid.org. If you're interested, here's the whole conversation...

question: I've had anal sex for the first time and think I'm pregnant but my mom does not know this and she'a making me take a laxative, can it harm my unborn child?

answer1: A male reader, anonymous, writes (19 January 2009):

You should not take the laxative. Anal sex can lead to pregnancy; this is why the religious people are in an uproar over anal sex and gay parenting. Incidentally, there is a very high probability that a baby conceived as a result of anal sex will grow up to be gay.

Your Concerned Internet Friend,

fnord

answer2: It would also be extremely unlikely for a girl to get pregnant from loose semen around the vagina. To reach the egg it has to be injected up into the uterus, "balls deep" as they say. If you feel like you have a baby in your colon, maybe you need to cut back on the fiber or take some ex-lax.

answer3: It would also be extremely unlikely for a girl to get pregnant from loose semen around the vagina. To reach the egg it has to be injected up into the uterus, "balls deep" as they say. If you feel like you have a baby in your colon, maybe you need to cut back on the fiber or take some ex-lax.

answer4: A female reader, Laura1318 +, writes (8 June 2008):

You cannot get pregnant from anal sex if you are wearing a condom.

There is a risk of getting pregnant if no condom is used as there could be leakage as the penis may hit the wrong target or he ejaculates on your outside or when you washed up and some sperms get to swim or swept towards your vagina.

The risk is very low but not impossible.

Wow... I can’t believe I am doing this..But I am looking for someone to rent my rent controlled apartment. The monthly rent is extremely cheap and would be a dream for many people in this city. It is in the east village close to A and 3rd. I caught my wife in bed with our neighbor who is almost 20 years younger than her. She is refusing to move out and still seeing him when I am at work, on my bed... I need someone to move in and help me get her out. Man or woman. My plan is to act like we are a couple until she can’t take it anymore. I have done everything possible to try and get her out..But she is a scumbag...So we need to create some type of plan that would get her out..i would charge you very cheap and all you would have to do is act like we are dating. We might have to kiss if front her and make fake sounds when we are in the bedroom. Please respond with a detailed description of your plan to get her out and a little about your self. You could live there after she is out and unless we fall in love we don’t have to do anything else.

From Craigslist > New York

Here’s a fun word puzzle for this wintry afternoon. Guess why this guy’s in the news today: “The former Republican assemblyman, also a former television reporter, was an outspoken advocate of tough penalties for sex offenders.” That’s right, GOP politician George “Chris” Ortloff was caught in one of those online-pedophile sting operations, trying to line up some 11-year-old ass, but ha ha the “mom” he was trying to arrange the child sexytime with was actually a New York detective. Thank you, George Pataki, for appointing this wonderful pedophile to the, uh, New York State Parole Board.

“Ortloff discussed engaging in various sexual acts with said ‘minors’ while conversing with them online and on the telephone,” states the plea agreement signed by Ortloff on Wednesday.

The months-long plans imploded for Ortloff on Oct. 13 when he was arrested by task force members. Ortloff had two vibrators, ”one for each minor,” along with lubricant and condoms when he was arrested at a Wolf Road motel, authorities said.

From Wonkette

This dumbass accidentally texts her dad about losing her virginity on her iPhone. Wayyyy to go.

What’s the best way to get back at a cheating husband? How about public humiliation - on a massive scale? Thanks to eBay’s open arms, a pissed off Australian woman on an Internet rampage managed to send a wave through the Blogosphere detailing her traumatizing ordeal and sweet, sweet revenge.

Reuters reports:

The woman says she returned from work after receiving a romantic text message from her husband of 22 years that was clearly misdirected to find him at home watching a DVD and discouraging her from entering their bedroom.

In the room she found the empty condom wrapper under his pillow and “the Tart’s knickers … at the foot of the bed.”

In addition to slapping her unfaithful hubby silly, Ms. Annastella007 put up an eBay auction for the empty condom packet and a photo of the whore’s panties, which she described to be “so huge, I thought they may make someone a nice shawl or even better, something for Halloween.”

With 3 days left in the auction, the current bid for this pile of shame has skyrocketed to over $1,000,000 USD. Think we’re kidding? Go to the auction and see for yourself. Although the return policy has not been specified, she is shipping worldwide for only $2.00 AU.

The vengeance doesn’t end there. The next auction up for bid is her husband’s Harley - starting price $0.99 with no reserve. Anyone up for a new bike?

Muffin-tops go in the Shamebox.

“Less is more” usually means “Less clothes, more sex appeal.” Looking at most girls I know, with less clothing, you certainly get more but no appeal whatsoever. Say, a girl is wearing a nicely fitted pair of jeans or So Low pants, and while you admire those curves you can’t help but notice the bulge of fat hanging out at her waistline like the top of a muffin spilling over its cup. Hence, muffin-top. I am almost sure the term became as popular as it did because of Britney Spears. Granted, you’re likely to see muffin-tops anywhere, but the media’s obsession with celebrities’ figures makes it that much of a bigger deal. So, why are muffin-tops all of a sudden rising up everywhere you go?

While one half of America frets over counting calories and being skinny, the other half is rationalizing what makes them so big or thinking since they’ve got “it” they should flaunt “it”. Because of this, people like to believe their appearance is perfectly normal if not ideal. So they don a pant size that’ll hug their curves, and they certainly are flaunting “it”. Actually, they have so much of “it”, it’s spilling over.

Some people are straight, some are gay. Some are into S&M, bondage, and other kinky shit. And there are definitely those who get off on even stranger things. But Gary Ashbrook takes the cake for retarded sexual preferences. Our friend Gary died by condom - he was found naked with a condom pulled over his head. He apparently suffocated after filling the condom with laughing gas and pulling it over his head.

Younger men, older women? Cougar tales. Younger women, older men? Men? Men have always liked being paired up with a younger women; it reaffirms their youth, and the younger the woman the better. Today, it’s becoming more and more accepted for a man to be with a woman 10 or more years younger than he is, but is there a limit?

31-year-old actor Milo Ventimiglia is dating fellow 19-year-old actor Hayden Panettiere. They made their relationship public in early January and up until then have tried to keep it away from the prying media, so who’s to say their relationship didn’t begin sometime before her 18th birthday last summer? And now there’s talk about marriage, which is understandable because he’s a man in his 30’s but she’s still just a teenager. I don’t know how he feels about dating a teenager, but it’s just wrong. Statutory rape, almost. It makes you wonder… Are older men that desperate for their youth (and libido) that they need to start dating just-legals?