Remember to wipe yourself man. Shout-out to Jill too - too bad you didn't see this one on saturday night

This afternoon, I found my roommate in a compromising position, perfectly preserved in his original state from the night before. Wonder what he was thinking just before he passed out? Look no further than the Anal Invasion VHS sticking out of the VCR.

so these three dudes were lying on our futon when we came back and they were so wasted we totally pwned them - Duke big upZ!

Brother at freakin' U Ballin' here. This kid thought he was the best ever said he could chug all of the beer bongs in the room and took them all from the other dudes he got so hammered and we kept him going at it tooo

We got this fucker gooooooooood

this is ben conway passed out drunk at UMich after the kappa party. kid cannot hold his liquor man. kAPPA RULES