Howard talks about Gabourey losing at the OSCARS.

For those that don't know, this is the dude who directed clerks, dogma, and is gonna do cop out with bruce willis and tracy morgan. I can't believe they kicked him off the plane, haha.

Ohhhh yeahhhhhh! One of the worst Halloween costumes I've seen in a long time. In the Shamebox.

This is what happens when my older brother has too much time on his hands. Last weekend he decided to duck tape himself for fun. He's 27 and still lives we our parents.

I wonder how long these boxes of frozen food will last him. Till next month? Next week? Tomorrow?

These back boobs are bigger than most front boobs. I was eating dinner when I saw this image; almost choked on my throwup.

Wow, he quit boxing and immediately ballooned like a walrus. it's like he's taken up professional eating or something he's so gigantic. people used to be scared of thsi guy - i mean, this is the guy that would chew your ear off if you were nearby he was so aggressive and beastly. well it just turns out he got hungry during that holyfield match and at this point he couldn't even run you down to beat on  you he's so FAT. 

He ordered a pack of 30 white castles and ate them all in one sitting.

Muffin-tops go in the Shamebox.

“Less is more” usually means “Less clothes, more sex appeal.” Looking at most girls I know, with less clothing, you certainly get more but no appeal whatsoever. Say, a girl is wearing a nicely fitted pair of jeans or So Low pants, and while you admire those curves you can’t help but notice the bulge of fat hanging out at her waistline like the top of a muffin spilling over its cup. Hence, muffin-top. I am almost sure the term became as popular as it did because of Britney Spears. Granted, you’re likely to see muffin-tops anywhere, but the media’s obsession with celebrities’ figures makes it that much of a bigger deal. So, why are muffin-tops all of a sudden rising up everywhere you go?

While one half of America frets over counting calories and being skinny, the other half is rationalizing what makes them so big or thinking since they’ve got “it” they should flaunt “it”. Because of this, people like to believe their appearance is perfectly normal if not ideal. So they don a pant size that’ll hug their curves, and they certainly are flaunting “it”. Actually, they have so much of “it”, it’s spilling over.